The Mob Song


kill the beast

I present to you everyone, Aegon the drunk pedophile Usurper from my fanfiction, a demon abomination walking on earth

[Gaston]
The Beast will make off with your children
He’ll come after them in the night
Belle
No!
[Gaston]
We’re not safe ’til his head is mounted on my wall
I say we kill the Beast!
Mob
Yeah!

Out of all of my preys I’ve captured, you are by far the sweetest one of all….

Villagers
We’re not safe until he’s dead
He’ll come stalking us at night
Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite
He’ll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free

[Gaston]
So it’s time to take some action, boys
It’s time to follow me
Through the mist, through the woods
Through the darkness and the shadows
It’s a nightmare, but it’s one exciting ride
Say a prayer, then we’re there
At the drawbridge of a castle
And there’s something truly terrible inside

Mob
It’s a beast! He’s got fangs, razor sharp ones!
He’s got a pointy beard and a long, pointed nose
He’s really got a temper and he’s really, really ugly!
Gaston
Hear him roar!
Mob
We need to get that beast!

[Gaston]
Screw your courage to the sticking place!
Mob
We’re counting on Gaston to lead the way!
Call it off!
Gaston
We’ll save our village and our lives!
We’ll kill the Beast!

Mob
Light your torch! Mount your horse!
Gaston
Screw your courage to the sticking place!
Mob
We’re counting on Gaston to lead the way!
Through the mist, through the woods
Through the darkness and the shadows
Raise the flag! Sing the song!
Here we come, we’re fifty strong
And fifty Frenchmen can’t be wrong!
Let’s kill the Beast!

But it’s one exciting ride, this hunter doesn’t hunt animals, but pedophiles, it’s the thrill of the hunt that does it for me.


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